I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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