i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
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Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
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Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Dick very happy bro
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
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