So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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