i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
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