soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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