What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
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Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
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I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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