Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
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i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
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Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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