i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
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there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
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note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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