....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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