I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
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being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
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I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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