Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I just gift wrapped bread.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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