this will be a night to untag.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
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If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
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you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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