You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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