I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
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we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
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How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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