Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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