i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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