This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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