I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
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