we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
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threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
This is my gift to your gina
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
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I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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