I heard we made out
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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