: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
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we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
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Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
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