i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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