Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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