Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
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