I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
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