she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
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Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
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WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
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My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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