have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
i need some magic done to my vagina
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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