Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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