so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
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What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
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I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Randomize