Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
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Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
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Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
wow bdsm is so cute
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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