there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
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He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
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I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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