I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
So vagazzling was a success
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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