Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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