Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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