I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
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