I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Randomize
