we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I feel great
I just peed on a car
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
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We need to start having sex underwater more often.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
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It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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