Welp...herpes.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
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