this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
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she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
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Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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