he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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