Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I think my fart just growled at me.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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