so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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