Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
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In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
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I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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