My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Randomize
