Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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