I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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