I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
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not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
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Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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