i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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