your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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