Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
Randomize
