nut hugger
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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