where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Couch. On fire.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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