Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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