How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Randomize
