i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
My ATM looks so different sober.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
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