The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
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Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
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I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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