I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
Randomize
